The REAL Kerry plan for Iraq

Have you been listening to what Jean Fraud Kerry's been telling you about Iraq?

1. "Iraq is a losing proposition and such a dangerous place that I'm going to start pulling out our troops as soon as I'm inaugurated."
2. "I'm going to keep Iraq for going to Hell in a handbasket after I pull our troops out by using my great physique, good looks, charm and diplomatic skills to convince the French and Germans to send a bunch of their troops there to take up the slack."

Sure is a good thing they didn't hear him say how dangerous it is there.