I won't have it! I won't! I won't! I won't! I'll hold my breath! I'll stomp my foot! I'll tell Mommy! ...

Well guess what Johnny boy? It's called "freedom of speech." It's called "The First Amendment." You stupid self-centered blue-blooded braying jackass! We don't need your permission. Now, go tell Mommy she wants you.

There, that's out of the way. I know a lot of other people already said it while I was tending to family matters, but I had to get it out of my system.