You might be a blogaholic if ...

Hatless in Hattiesburg has a list of the warning signs, with contribution from other bloggers still rolling in:

You bought tickets for a cruise on the USS Clueless, and are disappointed that it was cancelled.

You are upset that there was never an X-Files episode about the Volokh Conspiracy.

You name your two dogs Chomps and Scrappleface. They are both Rottweilers.

You develop a love/hate relationship with monkeys, and think there may be an infinite number of them.

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You don't need to click any of these links to get the jokes.

I contributed:

You can't decide whether to name your daughter "Michele" or "Michelle" so you settle on "Gnat".

Go read the whole list, and make your contribution.